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Friday, October 17, 2008

This market stinks so bad...

• This shipping market is so bad...that the only guys taking ships are the Somalians

• This market stinks so bad …that on my drive home yesterday there was a guy at an intersection with a sign that read, “Will manage your money for food”.

• This market stinks so bad...that my broker recommended only 2 positions, Cash and Fetal

• This market stinks so bad...that it makes lawyers smell clean!

• This market stinks so bad...that it makes putting money on a Texans win look like a solid investment

• This market stinks so bad...that I am advising my mother-in-law to put more money in!

• This market stinks so bad...that I can finally afford that divorce. She/he will get what I’ve always wanted her/him to get - half of nothing!

• This market stinks so bad...that even President Bush has heard about it."

• This market stinks so bad…that I’ve picked the bottom so much, my fingers are starting to stink

• This market sucks so bad…that it’s not even funny anymore

• This market stinks so bad…that my dartboard got taken away in a margin call

• This market stinks so bad…that I wish CFA stood for Certified Flight Attendant

• This market stinks so bad…that I wish I would have tried harder in my freshman chemistry class

• This market stinks so bad…that I’m thinking about getting my real estate brokerage license

• This market stinks so bad…that I would rather be this guy! link